I love nature

I love nature.
Sometimes there is so much breathtaking beauty all around us that it can be darn near overwhelming.
For instance, yesterday as I was out working, I was driving past some trees which were in a horse pasture right next to the road. As I drove past, a whole flock of migratory birds took off from the trees, surrounding my car in a whirlwind of flight.
It was amazing. For about three seconds.
Thats when bird crap began to rain all over my car. It looked as if I had parked under the worlds largest bird cage.
I hate nature.